I don't want to do math, so it's storytime!
Once upon a time there was a man. His name was Elliot. Elliot enjoyed gardening. He gardened morning, day, and night. In particular, Elliot loved a very special tree in his garden. When Elliot was a very small boy, he threw an apple into the backyard. He meant for it to decompose, but it grew into a tree. Elliot didn't mind. He's pretty chill.
I'm bored. Might finish later. Probably not.